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Because of you, these things I do.

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Because of you, because of you.

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Thank you. Do you normally work on the
Northern Line? Only I've travelled this

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way all week, and I'm sure I would have
noticed you.

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Ticket, please.

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Thank you.

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Terribly boring and repetitive, your
work. I can't help thinking that what

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need is a lively outside pursuit.

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Me.

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Ticket, please.

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Distant. I like that, because that's
what I am.

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Look, move along. You're holding your
body up.

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Ticket, please. Beautiful.

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With a heart of stone.

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From our sport.

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Ticket, please.

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twin brother been up yet?

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He's very outgoing.

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I'm timid to a fool.

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Are you doing anything tonight?

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Yes. I'm saying, ticket please.

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Tonight, tonight.

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What time do you get off?

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Move along.

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You're very authoritative.

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I think it must be that hat.

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I'll bet when you take that hat off,
you're a different girl altogether.

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You'll never know.

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Life's done.

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You're like... done.

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Can you see my two triplet brothers,
please?

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Take your hat off. Go on.

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Different person.

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My name's Jacko. What's yours?

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Serafina.

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Serafina.

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Some sort of angel, isn't it?

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Most of the time.

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Did you tell me what time you got off?

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About ten minutes, actually.

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Lovely. I'll tell you what. You pop
along to the ladies and make yourself

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more beautiful than what you are now,
and I'll finish off here.

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Ticket, please.

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Tickets, thank you.

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Thank you. Tickets, thank you.

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Oi! Oi! Thank you.

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Hello, sis, all right? Nice evening.

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Promising. Thanks ever so much for
babysitting. We really did appreciate

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What can I say?

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Well, sorry is no good.

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I feel terrible. So you bloody should.

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It's ages since Jean and I have been
out. We were really looking forward to

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Jacko. You go on, he says. Leave
everything to me. I'll take care of the

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Forget about everything but enjoying
yourself, he says.

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Well, we've had a wonderful time sitting
here pacing up and down.

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You can't sit and pace.

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I can't tell you either.

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You always have been irresponsible and
you always will be.

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I'll make this go.

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Oh, now there's a surprise.

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I was thinking you might have been held
up at the British Museum.

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Where's the Indian girl? Give you
amnesia, did she?

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No, everything just went out of me head.

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I'm not sure there's ever been anything
in there.

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Oh, no, no, I tell a lie.

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Women, that's all that's been in your
head.

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I bet when Mum wheeled you down the road
in the pram, you used to try and pull

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all the little girl babies in their
pram.

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Why don't you go out now, eh?

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And where do you suggest?

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An all -night long...

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I'll make it up to you, I promise.

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What are you going to do? Move?

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I'll tell you what.

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Saturday morning, I'll look after the
kids and I'll take them shopping and you

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have a line.

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When you take our kids shopping, it's
for your benefit, not ours.

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You use our kids as a means of chatting
up shop assistants.

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I'm their uncle, Jean. Do you really
think I'd do anything like that?

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Yeah. You ought to pay the higher
charge.

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Dogs are good as well.

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You ever thought of getting a dog,
Jenny?

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You were a bat.

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You want a cup of tea?

85
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Please.

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I really am sorry, Eric.

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Oh, that's all right.

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If you that's frittering your own life
away, I'm quite happy as I am, thank

89
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Yeah, but for how long?

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Meaning what?

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Well, I mean, the years fly past.

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Before you know it, you start to get a
paunch.

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Lose your hair?

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The oldest swinger in town.

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Belly hanging out over your trousers.

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Bald head shining like a light out.

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A ridiculous figure with no one to go
home to.

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Look, it's a well -known fact that
younger girls prefer older men.

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It's a fallacy.

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Oh, yeah, you might impress her for five
minutes because you know what the wine

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list is all about.

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But you wait till you take her to the
disco afterwards.

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You'll just come across as what you are.

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Look,

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he's holding it in now.

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Already you are holding it in. I'm not.

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Oh, it is rotten when you see someone
like that, though, ain't it?

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Take that bloke in the floral shirt and
join the bells on New Year's Eve.

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I remember him.

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Pathetic.

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50 years old if he was a day.

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Gold bracelet and medallion, pan out of
a bottle.

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Except he'd forgotten to do his neck.

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Hello?

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One moment, please. I'll just check.

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It's Serafina. You in? Yeah.

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He's just coming.

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Hello,

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Serafina.

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Well, she left you by herself.

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Well, they can be rotten fitted, can't
they?

122
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Well, no, I'd be nervous in a flat all
by myself.

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Yeah, I'll be round in 20 minutes.

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Bye.

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Well, just making the most of the few
days left of me.

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Collars and tie?

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Yes, collars and ties.

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Just because we're painting a
conservative club?

129
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It is a question of protocol.

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Why are you trying to get in?

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I'm already in.

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I've been a member for over a year now.

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Well, I'd take anyone then.

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Don't worry about us letting the company
down, Lionel. Me and Eric have painted

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convents, haven't we, Eric?

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Yeah, we all know what happened there,
don't we?

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So just remember, one word of complaint
about either of you and you'll be

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painting drainpipes for the rest of the
year. From the inside.

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Because I'll be stuffing you up them.

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Yes, Lionel. Yes, Lionel.

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What's the colour scheme then, Lionel?
Yeah.

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It's funny, it should be blue, isn't it?

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That's a very provocative thing to do,
Zandra.

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Why? I'll get the gear then, shall I?
Oh, why not?

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What can possibly be provocative about
daisling?

146
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Well, it's the feminine but insistent
way that your hand's pressing down on

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handle. You see, I can't help but
imagine them, femininely and

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pressing me back down on the bed.

149
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Or imagine them holding you underwater.

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That's unkind.

151
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I really should have learned not to say
why to your silly remarks.

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Yeah, I agree.

153
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So I say yes.

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No.

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Nothing is what I should say.

156
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Nothing at all. I love the way you purse
your lips when you say nothing.

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People purse their lips when they're
firing poison darts as well.

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Look, Sandra, what is this yawning chasm
between us?

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Just because the only twice we've been
out, we've had a bit of bad luck. I've

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had the bad luck.

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One more chance?

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No. And I thought Piscean's had a very
forgiving nature.

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I don't know what they have.

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I'm a Leo.

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Oh, sorry, I must be mixing you up with
somebody else.

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See your face, he says it.

167
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Look, Sandra, I'm an open book to be
read. Well, I don't want to read you.

168
00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,290
Look at the pictures.

169
00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:10,480
No. Look, just because we've had two
unfortunate dates... Disastrous dates.

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All right, disastrous.

171
00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:15,570
But think how lovely they could have
been if everything had been right.

172
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That'd make you curious, doesn't it?

173
00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:21,390
All right.

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00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:24,100
What about Saturday afternoon?

175
00:09:24,101 --> 00:09:26,919
Leading one hopes to a Saturday
evening... Stop there.

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I'm dressmaking Saturday evening.

177
00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,760
I'm a dabam with a tape measure.

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All right, Saturday afternoon.

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I am not a one -man band.

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00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,520
Have some sensitivity, Eric, please.

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Sandra was just asking me out.

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Eric.

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has to be done.

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It's just that I don't like other
people's doorstep.

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00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,170
Except yours, of course.

186
00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:05,430
Do stop creeping, Philip.

187
00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:10,489
For your information, your father called
me a very personable young man the

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00:10:10,490 --> 00:10:11,209
other day.

189
00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,380
That's because you creep round him as
well.

190
00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:14,640
I do not.

191
00:10:15,530 --> 00:10:19,950
Lionel and I are not only fellow
conservatives, we see eye to eye over

192
00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:22,500
I do wish one of you would talk to me
about it.

193
00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:23,970
I keep trying to.

194
00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:25,950
But you're so distant lately.

195
00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:27,570
Oh, don't be such a worm.

196
00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:31,470
You were all over me in Kitzbühel.

197
00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:35,950
And don't keep saying that. I was drunk
most of the time.

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00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:39,150
Sometimes you shock me.

199
00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:48,390
How very nice.

200
00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,690
To see you again.

201
00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:50,890
Oh, my God.

202
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,340
Charming. That's me. I'm off.

203
00:10:52,341 --> 00:10:55,659
No, don't go in there. Oh, no. Don't
keep quiet. It's a French state.

204
00:10:55,660 --> 00:10:58,190
I just came out here to tell you I think
you are a pig.

205
00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,100
We established that last time we met.

206
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,780
Now then, leave me alone.

207
00:11:01,781 --> 00:11:07,959
I told you I find your personality very
sterile and you're physically

208
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,300
unattractive. Are you a pig? Yes. Yes.

209
00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:13,180
Call me vain if you like. I don't
believe you.

210
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,800
The first time you saw me, I brought up
a dog.

211
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:19,459
No, I'd been to the optician. He'd given
me these drops, and my vision was

212
00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:21,180
blurred. Don't tell lies.

213
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,679
Then you'd take me out once and ditch
me. Now, what is going on?

214
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,680
I told you I'd find you, your body.

215
00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:30,620
I'll blow this for a game of soldiers.

216
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,180
What are you talking about?

217
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,620
I work for your father.

218
00:11:33,621 --> 00:11:35,039
So what?

219
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:35,939
So what?

220
00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:38,100
He thinks of me as some lower form of
life.

221
00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,030
If he knew I was seeing you, he'd have
me exterminated.

222
00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:43,000
Daddy? Yes, Daddy.

223
00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:44,470
But he's a lad.

224
00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:45,940
Who eats painters?

225
00:11:48,070 --> 00:11:51,680
Now, it pains me to say this, Leslie,
but will you please leave me alone?

226
00:11:54,770 --> 00:11:56,810
I'm not doing anything Saturday evening.

227
00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:57,960
Oh, don't.

228
00:11:58,090 --> 00:12:01,290
Look, I can wrap Daddy around my little
finger. He's no problem.

229
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:04,269
We are talking about the same Lionel,
aren't we?

230
00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:05,650
Leave him to me.

231
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:16,810
Hello, Daddy.

232
00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:19,210
Hello, Angel. I'm just doing a bit of
paperwork.

233
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,920
Oh, Daddy, I do wish you wouldn't work
so hard.

234
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,520
I'm just building fairy castles for my
little girl, that's all.

235
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:29,120
But I get worried for you, because I
love you, Daddy.

236
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,140
Other men have daughters.

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00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:33,960
I have a legend.

238
00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:39,040
Daddy, there's something I want to tell
you. What's that, darling?

239
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,700
I'm going out with Jacko tomorrow night.

240
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,050
Huh?

241
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,900
Daddy? You are bloody not!

242
00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:50,459
What? I don't have many rules, Leslie,
so far as you're concerned.

243
00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:51,279
You don't have any?

244
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,279
Well, I've just made one up. You're not
going out with Jacko in X -Final.

245
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,330
I see.

246
00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,460
I'm only thinking of you, Leslie.

247
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:00,890
You shouted.

248
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,210
I didn't mean to.

249
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,650
And swore.

250
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,000
I could cut my tongue out.

251
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,350
Go ahead.

252
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:12,440
Look, you don't understand.

253
00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:17,589
It's my duty to protect you from gutter
snipes. If I seem harsh, it's because I

254
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love you.

255
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I don't think you love me at all.

256
00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:21,229
I do.

257
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:22,280
I do.

258
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Stop holding my feet.

259
00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,830
Look, have a gift. Have some money.

260
00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:28,790
I don't want anything from you.

261
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,260
Who are you phoning?

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00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:32,720
Air France.

263
00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:34,100
Air France?

264
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:36,360
They're French.

265
00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:39,380
Really?

266
00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,240
Both were.

267
00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:43,999
Je voudrais un billet à Charles de
Gaulle, s 'il vous plaît. Look, speak

268
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,110
English, please, Angel. Daddy's at a
loss.

269
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I'm flying to Paris.

270
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,330
Why?

271
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,520
I'm going back to the Sorbonne. No.

272
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,450
Look, you mustn't. You've done enough
Sorbonne -ing.

273
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I'm obviously not wanted here.

274
00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,100
How can you say that?

275
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,590
It's like the Barretts of Wimpole
Street.

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Who are they?

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Do I know them?

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Repression.

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00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,780
I'm not allowed to lead a life of my
own.

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00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,940
I am only saying no to one little
dirtmonger, that's all.

281
00:14:11,941 --> 00:14:15,299
I'll go and stay with Monsieur and
Madame Duval again.

282
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,860
They seem to like me.

283
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,510
Perhaps I'll do a three -year course
this time.

284
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:20,630
All right.

285
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,900
Go out with Jacko. Send me to an early
grave.

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00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,290
Daddy.

287
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,000
There's nothing to worry about.

288
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It's only a date.

289
00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:35,700
You know me. And I're in his company and
I could never want to see him again.

290
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:36,760
Yeah.

291
00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:40,370
What sort of percentage of likelihood is
there in that?

292
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:43,130
Roughly. Don't worry.

293
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:46,170
You treat me very badly sometimes,
Leslie.

294
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:47,800
I know.

295
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,260
I'm sorry.

296
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I don't mean to.

297
00:14:51,430 --> 00:14:53,490
It must be mummy coming out in me.

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00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,160
I know.

299
00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:57,630
I know it's not you, Leslie.

300
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:05,320
I wish you'd stop singing that.

301
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:14,799
I wonder if Lionel will let you into his
house before he kills you, or do it on

302
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,850
the doorstep.

303
00:15:15,851 --> 00:15:18,999
Look, there might be a sight of Lionel
that we haven't seen.

304
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,720
Yeah, probably the one where he turns
green and his shirt splits open.

305
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:26,459
Leslie says she can twist him round her
little finger.

306
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,900
And you believe that, do you?

307
00:15:27,901 --> 00:15:29,259
Well, it might be true.

308
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,250
It's got to be true if you're to
survive.

309
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:34,340
And me, Lionel's daughter.

310
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,930
Look, Leslie is a woman first and
Lionel's daughter second.

311
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,500
Not the way he sees it.

312
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:45,160
I tried to get you a bulletproof vest
in, Mark.

313
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,120
Not you as well.

314
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:49,960
Where are the children?

315
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,490
Oh, the little children? They're in the
garden.

316
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:56,560
Talking of children, Jacko, would you do
me a favour?

317
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,270
Yeah. Would you look after him this
afternoon?

318
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,960
Oh. Oh.

319
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,690
I've got a date.

320
00:16:03,691 --> 00:16:05,899
You said you were seeing Leslie this
evening.

321
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:08,119
Yeah, I know, but I'm seeing Sandra this
afternoon.

322
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,260
I shouldn't have asked.

323
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,410
Never mind.

324
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,500
What did you want to do then, darling?

325
00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:15,959
Well, I met Angela out shopping. Her and
Eddie are going ice skating this

326
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,400
afternoon. They asked us to go.

327
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,690
Oh, that'd be nice.

328
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,050
I can't remember the last time we went
ice skating.

329
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,520
Yeah. It's an Angela and Angel.

330
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,820
We used to get on well, didn't we, the
four of us? Yes.

331
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,370
Never mind.

332
00:16:29,371 --> 00:16:31,739
Well, take the kids with you. They'll
love it.

333
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,040
Little skates and things.

334
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:38,519
Jacko, you wouldn't know this, but
mummies and daddies like a little change

335
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:43,219
sometimes. Just sometimes, mummies and
daddies like to play with other grown

336
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:46,419
-ups. You don't have to keep on picking
up grown -ups and taking them to the

337
00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:47,470
laboratory, do you?

338
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,980
Don't you take my kids ice skating?

339
00:16:49,981 --> 00:16:52,119
You don't know what you're talking
about.

340
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,320
Any other Saturday, eh?

341
00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:56,830
Yeah, all right.

342
00:16:58,890 --> 00:17:02,140
I'm doing it again, aren't I? The case
of the disappearing uncle.

343
00:17:02,370 --> 00:17:04,589
Still, fair enough. It is a date.

344
00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:06,399
Thanks, Eric.

345
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:11,190
Well, it's only twice we haven't been
able to go out because of you this week.

346
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,450
Oh, that's not fair.

347
00:17:13,569 --> 00:17:14,619
No, I know.

348
00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:16,270
I'll start the lunch.

349
00:17:16,271 --> 00:17:19,629
All right, all right. Come on, come on.
I'll take them with me.

350
00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:22,250
You can go ice skating. Oh, thanks,
Jacko. Do that.

351
00:17:22,569 --> 00:17:24,310
You won't regret it, Jacko.

352
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:28,799
If Sandra kills you this afternoon and
Lionel kills you this evening, I'll give

353
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,780
you two lovely funerals, I promise.

354
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,630
Hello,

355
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,090
Sandra.

356
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:38,950
Are they yours?

357
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,640
No, no, no, I'm their uncle.

358
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,880
This is Katie and this is Susie.

359
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,500
This is Auntie Sandra.

360
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,850
Who?

361
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,930
Oh, sorry, Sandra.

362
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,450
This is Sandra.

363
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:49,950
Aren't they nice?

364
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,170
Lovely.

365
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:52,730
What are they doing here?

366
00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:54,570
My sister wanted to go ice skating.

367
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:58,420
Well, I'm glad your sister's doing
something she wanted to do.

368
00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:00,030
I owed her a favour, Sandra.

369
00:18:00,031 --> 00:18:02,229
They're smashing kids. They weren't
getting away.

370
00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:03,280
Of what?

371
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,900
Oh, having a thoroughly enjoyable
afternoon.

372
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:13,780
See?

373
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:18,380
You can actually have a lot of fun with
kids, can't you? Oh, yes.

374
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:20,510
I'm having a wonderful time.

375
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,330
They like you.

376
00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:25,510
I'm glad.

377
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,120
Sandra? Why's your name Sandra?

378
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,400
I don't know.

379
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,110
They make you little questions they ask,
don't they?

380
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,760
I'm enraptured.

381
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,070
Sandra?

382
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,520
What? Do you love Uncle Jacko?

383
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,690
No.

384
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,760
She just likes me.

385
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,920
She does. She just likes me.

386
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,480
Do you want to go on the swings?

387
00:18:58,860 --> 00:18:59,910
Not a lot, no.

388
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,420
Seesaw? No.

389
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,920
You have a go on the seesaw.

390
00:19:04,921 --> 00:19:08,839
With a big weight that drops on the
other end and catapults you over those

391
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,890
trees.

392
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:13,140
Is she funny, that Aunty Sandra?

393
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,060
I need to see you for a minute.

394
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:17,310
There's a good girl.

395
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,280
All right, I'll be back in a minute.

396
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:26,579
Oh, you're not going, are you? Oh, I've
got to. I find too much excitement in

397
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,260
one afternoon makes me feel faint.

398
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,070
You haven't made this easy for me,
Sandra.

399
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,820
Am I supposed to?

400
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,680
I mean, what is it?

401
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,500
What have you got against me?

402
00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:40,999
The first time we went out, there just
happened to be another girl waiting for

403
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,720
you. The second time you take off in
pursuit of a runaway nun.

404
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:50,559
This afternoon, you expect me to play
Mary Poppins because your sister wanted

405
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,610
go ice skating.

406
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,020
We're just dogged by bad luck.

407
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,120
No, I'm dogged by you.

408
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,840
Honestly, Sandra, I had no choice.

409
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:05,560
Look, I was supposed to babysit the
other night, but I got held up on the

410
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,720
And, well, I couldn't say no today.

411
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,620
Everett, I'm sorry, Sandra.

412
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,100
Yes, well...

413
00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:23,529
What time do you have to get the
children back, then?

414
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:24,580
Half five.

415
00:20:24,910 --> 00:20:25,960
Why?

416
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:30,749
Well, I must be a masochist, but I could
rearrange things and come out this

417
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:31,800
evening.

418
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,820
You're going out with somebody else this
evening.

419
00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:40,210
You did say he was only free this
afternoon.

420
00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:43,090
Oh, don't bury us up in the sand!

421
00:20:50,439 --> 00:20:51,489
Yes, Katie?

422
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,060
Doesn't Sandra work quickly?

423
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:56,910
Well,

424
00:20:57,831 --> 00:21:02,059
I'm terribly disappointed, Mr.
Pembridge.

425
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,200
I don't mind admitting.

426
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:05,520
Well, how do you think I feel, Philip?

427
00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:09,580
You know I hold you in very high regard,
but Leslie's made her mind up.

428
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,600
Can't feet be put down?

429
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,330
She's put hers down first. You know what
she's like.

430
00:21:14,331 --> 00:21:18,139
I'm beginning to think it's about time I
took a stronger line with that young

431
00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:19,880
lady. Oh, I wish you would, Philip.

432
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,370
Yes, I will.

433
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:23,580
If she'll let me see her again.

434
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,100
That'd be right, Philip.

435
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,900
I'd better be running along.

436
00:21:27,991 --> 00:21:30,019
Good night, Philip.

437
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,340
Good night, Mr Bainbridge.

438
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,450
Who was that?

439
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,730
That was Philip.

440
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,850
Oh.

441
00:21:40,851 --> 00:21:45,179
I've just turned away a merchant banker
so my daughter can go out with a rotten

442
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,230
painter.

443
00:21:46,629 --> 00:21:49,170
Don't be a snob, Lionel. You were a
painter once.

444
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:50,990
I was a painter with ambition.

445
00:21:51,930 --> 00:21:55,480
The first time I took you out, I told
you there was more to me than met the

446
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:56,770
Jacko? Going nowhere.

447
00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:58,070
Except for perdition.

448
00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:01,600
If he is, then let Leslie find that out
for herself. She's a grown woman.

449
00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:02,890
She's my little girl.

450
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:06,380
You didn't bat an eyelid when she went
to catch you, Philip.

451
00:22:07,810 --> 00:22:09,410
Philip is a young conservative.

452
00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:11,160
And a wet.

453
00:22:11,161 --> 00:22:14,829
How am I, Leslie, going to see anything
in a lout like Jacko? I don't

454
00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:15,880
understand.

455
00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:18,150
Obvious. He's charming and attractive.

456
00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:19,970
He's depraved.

457
00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:23,400
If he is, then let Leslie find that out
for herself as well.

458
00:22:23,401 --> 00:22:27,169
Oh, I see. And I'm supposed to go out
tonight and calmly eat steak Diane, am

459
00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:28,290
Oh, Abdo the soul.

460
00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:34,229
Mothers are supposed to frighten the
life out of their daughters about blokes

461
00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:35,590
like Jacko at an early age.

462
00:22:35,591 --> 00:22:39,509
Don't start on me, Lionel. If you feel
that strongly about it, why did you let

463
00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:41,729
Leslie wheedle you round in the first
place?

464
00:22:41,730 --> 00:22:44,850
I can't give her orders, Veronica. She's
not a child.

465
00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:46,270
Oh, God.

466
00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:48,150
Well, what do you think?

467
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:53,320
Don't come downstairs and you slip,
Lily. There's a good girl.

468
00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:55,370
This is my dress.

469
00:22:55,970 --> 00:22:57,020
Dress?

470
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,350
Shouldn't it be another part to it?

471
00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:02,830
Daddy, you look nice, Mum. So do you.

472
00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:05,150
You won't see it, will you?

473
00:23:05,470 --> 00:23:06,790
All right there, have you?

474
00:23:08,370 --> 00:23:09,420
He's here.

475
00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:20,120
Evening, Lionel.

476
00:23:20,390 --> 00:23:21,440
Evening.

477
00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:22,600
Better come in.

478
00:23:22,890 --> 00:23:23,940
Right.

479
00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:28,100
Hello,

480
00:23:28,330 --> 00:23:29,380
Leslie.

481
00:23:31,350 --> 00:23:33,030
These are for you, Mrs Bainbridge.

482
00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:36,339
Sweet thing to do.

483
00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:37,390
Don't sit down.

484
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,810
Lionel?

485
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,960
Drink? Oh, yes, please. What's up?

486
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,640
Well, I like what you're having.

487
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:58,810
Right.

488
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,580
You look very nice, Leslie.

489
00:24:02,581 --> 00:24:03,699
What was that?

490
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:04,900
He said I look...

491
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,870
Well, of course she looks very nice.
She's my daughter.

492
00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:11,470
So, where are you two going this
evening, eh?

493
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,760
Nowhere. We thought we'd stay in. In?

494
00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:18,440
You can't stay in. Your mother and I are
going out.

495
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,240
Did you suggest this?

496
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,340
No. It was my idea.

497
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,320
Jack has got a video we want to see.

498
00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:27,660
We'll shoot the video.

499
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,410
Or sit down.

500
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,360
I think we'll stay in, Veronica.

501
00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:37,110
I know.

502
00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:38,440
We enjoyed the book.

503
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,450
All right.

504
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,520
We won't be out long then.

505
00:24:43,521 --> 00:24:46,939
Well, I hope you both have a very
pleasant evening. Thank you.

506
00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:48,700
Smarmy. I'll get my coat.

507
00:24:55,691 --> 00:25:01,779
Leslie, be an angel, get Daddy's driving
gloves for him, would you?

508
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:04,310
I'll push the car if it will get you out
of the house.

509
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,410
Listen, you.

510
00:25:08,411 --> 00:25:13,419
You got yourself into my house, just
remember you've got to get out again.

511
00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:18,079
I advise you most strongly to keep dirt
out of your head. You lay one finger on

512
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,059
my Leslie and I'll break it. Then I'll
break the hand that joins on to the

513
00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:23,470
finger and then the arm that joins on to
the hand.

514
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,970
Do I need to go on?

515
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,310
No, you're coming in loud and clear,
Lionel.

516
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,550
Oh, thank you, Angel.

517
00:25:31,551 --> 00:25:35,969
You got the phone number of the
restaurant, haven't you?

518
00:25:35,970 --> 00:25:38,930
Mummy, please get him out. Come on,
Lionel.

519
00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,010
Have a nice evening.

520
00:25:41,011 --> 00:25:43,129
Thank you very much, Mrs Bainbridge.

521
00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:44,510
Come on, Lionel.

522
00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:49,670
Honestly, you'd think I was 15 years
old.

523
00:25:50,230 --> 00:25:51,280
No, I wouldn't.

524
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,230
Anyway, forget it.

525
00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:55,240
Come on.

526
00:25:57,230 --> 00:25:58,870
Yeah, I'm fine. Another drink?

527
00:25:59,170 --> 00:26:00,910
No, I haven't finished this one yet.

528
00:26:01,670 --> 00:26:04,730
Well, it's been a bumpy ride, hasn't it?

529
00:26:05,050 --> 00:26:06,150
It certainly has.

530
00:26:06,670 --> 00:26:07,890
But here we are.

531
00:26:09,430 --> 00:26:11,350
It's a lovely big room, this, isn't it?

532
00:26:11,890 --> 00:26:13,710
Nice sofa.

533
00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:15,200
Yeah.

534
00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:17,230
Very squashy.

535
00:26:18,570 --> 00:26:20,310
I do like those curtains.

536
00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:23,550
What is the matter with you?

537
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:26,440
You're jumping around like a frightened
thing of me.

538
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,340
Leslie, I am a frightened thingamajig.
What, me?

539
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,770
Oh, don't be silly.

540
00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:33,580
What, then? Your father.

541
00:26:33,581 --> 00:26:37,559
Look, Lionel may have let me through his
outer defences, but I think he's rather

542
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,350
reserved about me actually storming the
castle, if you see what I mean. I see.

543
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:47,620
But once thought does occur, how does he
actually find out?

544
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,700
It is quite silly though, isn't it?

545
00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:02,110
We're home!

546
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,970
We're home!

547
00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:07,870
Wesley!

548
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,890
Hello, Daddy.

549
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,560
Where is he? Did you miss me, Lionel?

550
00:27:13,561 --> 00:27:15,539
What were you doing in there?

551
00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:16,559
Making some coffee.

552
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,139
There's more in the pot if you want
some.

553
00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:19,340
Did you have a nice meal?

554
00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:21,380
I don't remember.

555
00:27:23,260 --> 00:27:26,360
So, what have you two been doing then?

556
00:27:26,361 --> 00:27:29,569
We told you, watching the video, I've
walked the ship down.

557
00:27:29,570 --> 00:27:30,620
Oh, yeah.

558
00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:33,050
It's about dogs, isn't it?

559
00:27:33,710 --> 00:27:35,550
Rabbits. Oh, yeah.

560
00:27:38,050 --> 00:27:40,930
I'm just trying to think what some of
their names were.

561
00:27:42,070 --> 00:27:43,230
Does it matter?

562
00:27:43,231 --> 00:27:47,109
No, no, but as Jack has just been
watching the video, perhaps he could

563
00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:48,810
me. Names of the rabbits?

564
00:27:48,811 --> 00:27:50,129
Yeah.

565
00:27:50,130 --> 00:27:55,490
Well, then, Hazel, Fiver, Heisenflay,
General Womble.

566
00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:56,740
All right.

567
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:05,800
57.

568
00:28:05,990 --> 00:28:07,370
I don't know.

569
00:28:07,850 --> 00:28:08,970
Oh, don't you?

570
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,750
We watched the video. We didn't read the
book.

571
00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:13,960
Oh, yeah.

572
00:28:14,670 --> 00:28:17,490
You think we'll get some coffee now,
Sherlock?

573
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:18,980
Yeah, all right.

574
00:28:23,350 --> 00:28:24,990
I'm glad you enjoyed the video.

575
00:28:25,230 --> 00:28:26,280
Yes, we did.

576
00:28:26,690 --> 00:28:28,830
Magic, Mrs Bainbridge. Absolutely magic.

577
00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:32,290
It must have been. The machine's been
broken since Tuesday.

578
00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:44,520
Because of you, these things I do.

579
00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:49,500
Because of you.

580
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,760
Because of you.

581
00:28:54,340 --> 00:28:59,580
Oh, and you love nature.

582
00:28:59,860 --> 00:29:01,700
You love nature.

583
00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:06,300
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